Fishy Surprise

[bana_an_na]

You know... I thought my Friday had gone pretty swell. School was decent, practice was fine, work went well,  had dinner with some girlfriends from high school and had a great time.

I come home ready to snuggle under my covers but no....

SOMEONE LEFT AN ANCHOVY UNDER MY DOOR.  

WHY!?

WHY!?

It's a decent size as to where if you leave it for hours it would just stink up the place. Now I feel like no matter what air freshener I use or candles the smell wont go away. >_<


April fools was 26 days ago. It's not funny. Maybe a tiny tiny bit if it had been someone else and not me. 


I'm seriously wondering if this was for someone else.

Comments

[dontgiveafox]

Well that doesn't seem like a well thought out joke. I would've put at least half a can into your room to better permeate everything.

[bana_an_na]

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It wasn't you was it? I do have to ask because it sounds like something you would do.

[dontgiveafox]

That's a bit insulting. Like I said, I would've given you at least half a can. All lined up with eyes facing towards you.

[bana_an_na]

I'm sorry I insulted your pranking genius. Also that's gross.

[dontgiveafox]

What about a properly gutted fish? With all the parts laid out for your eyes to enjoy?

[bana_an_na]

If it were fresh I'd be impressed enough. Wouldn't want good fish to go to waste.