Fishy Surprise

[bana_an_na]

You know... I thought my Friday had gone pretty swell. School was decent, practice was fine, work went well,  had dinner with some girlfriends from high school and had a great time.

I come home ready to snuggle under my covers but no....

SOMEONE LEFT AN ANCHOVY UNDER MY DOOR.  

WHY!?

WHY!?

It's a decent size as to where if you leave it for hours it would just stink up the place. Now I feel like no matter what air freshener I use or candles the smell wont go away. >_<


April fools was 26 days ago. It's not funny. Maybe a tiny tiny bit if it had been someone else and not me. 


I'm seriously wondering if this was for someone else.

Comments

[cumsquik]

What

[cumsquik]

why

[cumsquik]

WHO?!

[bana_an_na]

Three questions that I ask myself.

I actually like anchovies..just not like this.

[cumsquik]

Can you still even like anchovies after this?

[bana_an_na]

Maybe in time I can. If not goodbye anchovies forever.

[uzauza]

... that sounds bad. maybe spend a few hours somewhere else with windows open?

[bana_an_na]

I'm actually in the common room. I'm thinking about just hanging out here and sleeping on the couch or take a nap until I go back in the morning. It should be fine by then.

[uzauza]

do you have the idea of how this happened? or why it was a fish? if it was maybe not meant for you is there anyone else in the building who would have things like that done?

[bana_an_na]

I have no idea. Maybe it was for someone else. They didn't leave a note so I cant really tell.

[uzauza]

...i can not help but be really curious now, though.

[bana_an_na]

I fee the same way. Maybe I just had bad luck.

[xyzai]

If you need somewhere to sleep, I'm out for the weekend and management has a spare key to my room.

[bana_an_na]

Really? Thank you~! ♥ I'll make sure to keep everything tidy. It's only for the night.

[xyzai]

It’s fine, just wash my sheets after.

[dontgiveafox]

Well that doesn't seem like a well thought out joke. I would've put at least half a can into your room to better permeate everything.

[bana_an_na]

...

It wasn't you was it? I do have to ask because it sounds like something you would do.

[dontgiveafox]

That's a bit insulting. Like I said, I would've given you at least half a can. All lined up with eyes facing towards you.

[bana_an_na]

I'm sorry I insulted your pranking genius. Also that's gross.

[dontgiveafox]

What about a properly gutted fish? With all the parts laid out for your eyes to enjoy?

[bana_an_na]

If it were fresh I'd be impressed enough. Wouldn't want good fish to go to waste.

[knuckling]

start an investigation team! hunt them down!

[bana_an_na]

I don't have very many leads,Watson.

[knuckling]

thats why you need a team. like, scientists and stuff. hunt down the evidence.

[bana_an_na]

Really? I mean if I was that out for blood than maybe but I think I'll just let it go for now.

[knuckling]

thats no fun...

[bana_an_na]

I mean, if you'd like to head the investigation then feel free.

[hiro_shi]

If you need help with clearing out the smell, I have a spray that works well against foul odors. I could drop it off your room if you'd like.

[bana_an_na]

If it works really well then I'll just have to try. The smell is mostly gone so maybe a few spritz of that and it'll go away. Thank you, Hiroshi-kun~!

[gtl_yukimura]

I have a pretty good idea of who did it. If I didn't think he would up the ante, I'd suggest getting him back somehow.

[bana_an_na]

Oh? So it's someone you know. I'm pretty sure I know you're talking about.

[gtl_yukimura]

It's pretty obvious.

[didimutter]

That's super rude. Do you know who did it? I can go talk to them and ask them not to prank you again. It was completely uncalled for. And even if it wasn't, an anchovy is just going way too far. Whomever did it should apologize for being an ass. There are ways to prank people that don't involve smells or food. Like sending someone an envelope full of glitter. Or putting shaving cream in their hand as they sleep, then tickling their face so they smack their face with the hand full of shaving cream. I don't like whomever did this.

[bana_an_na]

I might have an idea~ And don't worry about it~! It's sort of original I suppose. Honestly as long as it's better by tomorrow it'll be fine. Though I do agree an envelope with glitter is a nice idea, also very harmless.

[didimutter]

I told my mom what happened and she suggested mixing together vinegar and water and letting it boil for several minutes to get rid of the smell. She also said you could add cinnamon sticks or lavender oil for a more pleasantly scented atmosphere. My sisters think the glitter is a great idea because it gets everywhere and you'll still be finding it months later. They called it the gift that keeps on giving sparkles.

[bana_an_na]

I'll try that and so well it works! ♥ Maybe with some lavender would be nice.

You're sisters are always very cute. They aren't wrong I think. :b